ISMs defined, sorta', kinda'

CAPITALISM - You own 2 cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.

COMMUNISM - You own 2 cows. The government takes both & gives you part of the milk.

SOCIALISM - You own 2 cows. The government takes 1 & gives it to a neighbor.

FASCISM - You own 2 cows. The government takes both & sells you the milk.

NAZISM - You own 2 cows. The government takes both & shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY - You own 2 cows.... The government takes both, shoots one, milks the other & pours the milk down the drain.